Dear Mr. Bodsch,
all the fish you sold me are sick.
Their fins are falling off and they are growing huge eyes and teeth.
Some have escaped the aquarium and are living under the bed and terrorizing my family.
Do you live next to a nuclear power plant or something?
I want my money back.
Sincerely,
Ruprecht Hintergang
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Dear Mr. Hintergang,
I have told to you,
Never, EVER feed them after midnight!
Now we have the Salat!
Please give them a little bit of Kryptonite and bring them back into the Tank.
LG Thomas
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Dear Mr. Bodsch,
I just wanted to say how pleased I am with the fish I purchased from you.
They adjusted quickly to their new home and are very active and healthy.
I will definitely keep you in mind regarding any future aquatic needs I may have.
Thanks again and best wishes,
Spencer Sercombe